πŸͺ™ CLAUDE TOKEN BAZAAR πŸͺ™

fresh, crispy tokens β€” straight from the GPU, sold by the piece!

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$0.99 / token

(bulk discount available β€” ask about pricing for 1,000,000+ pcs.)

* This is a joke website. Tokens don't physically exist, aren't actually sold, and "buying" doesn't purchase anything β€” it's just a local counter in your browser. No money, data, or real tokens change hands. Anthropic does not sell tokens by the piece (unless you count the API, but that's a whole different story).